officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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wood-nympho:

imblaazed:

i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

Real one

YESSSSSS


thomasthetalkingengine:

A thrilling saga from my school


a game of stark children not listening to their fucking mother


miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.


digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending


sinnerz:

Nothing was the same


haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

Beautiful features of each sign:

imstuckinarut-astrology:

Aries: Cheekbones

Taurus: doe eyes

Gemini: Youthfulness

Cancer: Emotive eyes

Leo: mane of hair

Virgo: gentle features

Libra: Dimpled cheeks/ cleft chin

Scorpio: Deep, intense eyes

Sagittarius: Glowing smiles

Capricorn: Bone structure

Aquarius: handsome features

Pisces: Hypnotic eyes

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aceticacid:

i fucking did it